8 Honey Nuggets- Tips to ensure a pleasurable Burning Man experience.
1. Be frugal. Always ask if your favorite designer drug is available in generic.
2. Remember: Liquor before beer, in the clear.
Psilocybin before 2C-B, radioactive rainbow flavor eyeball ooze.
3. Don’t sign any petitions to legalize Playa Marriage. Trust me, it could come back around to haunt you someday. (Seriously, trust me)
4. If Daddy Cool asks you to buy him a drink because “it’s his last year”, just play along.
5. If you get a hot tip that some famous DJ is spinning at an unconfirmed sound camp, sometime between 10pm and 3am, and you think we should all come with you. Just keep it to yourself, we’re good.
6. Fortify your Facebook Privacy controls to protect yourself from social media sluts posting bad pics of you. https://www.facebook.com/help/246629975377810 <that’s actually legit.
7. If someone offers to sell you an “Exodus Express Lane Pass” for $80, don’t do it.
Camp Honey Puddle Admin is selling them for $40 (tip: get the $10 proof of purchase voucher in case you are stopped by BLM)
8. Finally yes, its as you suspect, Hot Topic is secretly sponsoring Thunderdome.
